ninja

disobedient's picture

 

 

 


Facts:

 

 

1. Ninjas are mammals.

2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.

3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.

 

 

 

Weapons and gear:

 

 

ninja sword

 

ninja stars

 

ninja outfit

 

 

 

Ninja knowledge

 

 

The Ninja devised an ingenious method of telling time by using a cat's eyes. Since a cat has such sensitive eyes, they adjust frequently as the sun passes through the sky. This picture illustrates how the Ninja used this knowledge to approximate time:

The Ninja, like sailors, used the stars to navigate at night but they also discovered 2 other ways of determining direction. One is through the use of a tree stump. If the Ninja came across the stump of a tree, he simply looked at the growth rings to tell which direction was North. The rings become narrower and closer together as they approach North and wider and further apart as they approach South.

Another, more accurate way, of determining direction was by the use of the sun and 3 sticks. This method accurately determines True North. The Ninja found a fairly clear area that wasn't overgrow with trees or bushes, etc. then he found a stick that was about a foot long and 2 twigs whose length didn't matter. The Ninja drove the foot long stick into the ground and observed the shadow cast by it and then placed one of the twigs on the ground, at the end of the shadow. He then waited about 15 minutes for the shadow to move and placed the other twig at the end of the shadow's new location. The Ninja then placed his right foot on the first twig and his second foot on the second twig and the Ninja was now facing True North.

Even the Ninja had to rest from time to time and one of the best places to hide was in the tops of the trees. Since Ninja wore an exceptionally long sash, he was able to climb to the thick, upper branches of a tree and then tie his sash from limb to limb in a "spider web" type pattern, creating a serviceable hammock to rest in and to watch for approaching enemies.

Since the Ninja had to survive in nature, they became trained naturalists capable of distinguishing edible, medicinal and poisonous plants, trapping, preparing and cooking animals, building shelter, finding water, and making fire.

A few methods of finding water were by studying the insects in an area. For example, if there was a high concentration of ants or crickets, he knew there was water nearby. Another way of finding water was by recognizing the kinds of plants that live near water. If the Ninja found any of those plants, he knew water was near.

 

 

Wanna be a ninja?

 

 

 

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 sites used:

www.realultimatepower.net

www.entertheninja.com

www.youtube.com

 

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DonHuanka's picture

ninja.. (:

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Pozdravljam..

disobedient's picture

:)

 :)

 


 

remalsg's picture

Ninjaaaaa !!!

lsg forever

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i got my diploma but i never learn a  shit  in school

 

disobedient's picture

dobrodoshao

u ninje, mareee! :))

 


 

remalsg's picture

hahaha

lsg forever

 

 

 ovaj blog me bash bash :)))

 

 

 

 

i got my diploma but i never learn a  shit  in school

 

coton's picture

ako mene ko šta pita...

...a u šta lično sumnjam, bliži i draži mi je samurajski kodeks

...nema "rezervne varijante" - ako tvoja "politička opcija" potone - toneš i ti s njom

Cybershaman's picture

e burazere

jopet se slagamo :)

 

Ima jedna knjiga koju slepam kud god krenem (srecom dzepno izdanje), a koja je bila jedan od glavnih junaka filma rezisera koji je ah suvise mlad pobijelio k'o ovca.

E ta knjiga ne prestaje da bude konstantno otkrovenje za mene, svaki put i bilo gdje da je otvorim.

coton's picture

meni se baš...

...sviđa način na koji je Tarantino koketirao sa samurajskim nasljeđem u Kill Bil Vol 1 & 2

...mislim, možda je sve skupa onako površno, ali kroz lik Hatori Hamza osjetiš ljubav i strahopoštovanje koje gaji prema toj tradiciji

 

Cybershaman's picture

e da

dobro si me podsjetio na Kill Billa. Jeste, citava prica sa Hatorijem je odradjena tako da zaista osjetis naklonost rezisera.

 

Nego ja sam mislio na ovaj:

 

 

 

a  ova je ubitacna:

 

 

 

 

A knjiga je naravno:

 

 

coton's picture

doooobar :)

...Jarmush je to odradio onako, baš momački...

...a izbor glavnog glumca je g e n i j a l a n

...iz ovih stopa se bacam u potragu za knjigom

Cybershaman's picture

cotone

evo ti link za "full text":

http://users.tkk.fi/~renko/hag1.html

 

coton's picture

eto...

...šta ti je znat Pravog Čovjeka (korisnije nego "Trećeg")

...za nagradu tebi, evo nešto što ne dijelim sa svakim

 

http://www.accords-croises.com/en/creation-bio.php?creation_id=2

 

...kad dođeš na stranicu, spusti se u donji desni corner i klikni na link:  Play video : Qawwali-Flamenco

...odvrni, zavali se, i uživaj

...malo strpljenja, najbolje dolazi kad ona dvojica što sjede na stolicama "uzmu riječ"

 

...za više informacija o mojoj veeeelikoj pasiji izvolite kliknuti na:

http://www.afropop.org/Alandalus/Alandalus.html

 

 

disobedient's picture

...za nagradu tebi, evo

...za nagradu tebi, evo nešto što ne dijelim sa svakim

osim sa chitavim blogom..a i shire..:)

 


 

coton's picture

"čitav" blog...

...ma, bilo nas troje - četvero uvrh glave tu (rekord u zadnja dva mjeseca:))

...a i šire?

...znam da sam link poslao u Italiju, našem zajedničkom prijatelju...

...i nikom više

...ma, nije državna tajna, miša mu

...to je samo muzika

disobedient's picture

i drago mi je shto si to

i drago mi je shto si to podijelio s nama :)

 


 

coton's picture

šta ću...

...kućni odgoj :)

...posljednja brana pred najezdom barbara

 

 

Cybershaman's picture

e zavaljujem :)

idem prvo obrstiti boraniju koju mi je mater skuvala, a onda...

 

Manijak zove...;)

 

Cuo sam da su ti roman i monografija stigli dan poslije! Sokiran sam, iskreno.

 

Nadam se da se provodis dobro citajuci Manijakove ispovijesti:)))

coton's picture

ma, pročitao...

...u cugu, naiskap

...a stiglo je NA VRIJEME :)

...nikad nije kasno za prave stvari

...trenutno "studiram" monografiju

...nikad nisam imao idola

...dobih ga pod stare dane :)

...naravno, da ga pozdraviš

...i da mu čestitaš na hrabrosti što je konzumirao "ono moje" :)

...za to je baš trebalo stisnut petlju

 

lijep pozdrav

Cybershaman's picture

nemoj biti

toliko strog prema sebi (mada su disciplina i strogost zaista veoma bitni).

Vec znas, ali ne smeta: nas dvoje nismo mogli stati. To vise nema veze sa hrabroscu. To ti je ono kad te nesto "uhvati" i vodi te samo, ne moras ni da se trudis. Veci napor nam je bio prestati nego nastaviti. Ja sam ta iskustva imao sa vrlo malo knjiga, padaju mi sad na pamet "Naked Lunch", Beckettova trilogija, Borgesove price, ma u sustini meni najdraze stvari. Tako da...

Nisam bio vec podugo kod Mister Manijaka, pa cu veceras da ga "saslusam". Bas me zanima sta ima da kaze. Imamo i neke planove koji bi ti se mogli dopasti (nadam se) ali o tom privatno :)

 

 

coton's picture

oki doki...

...javnost i ne treba da zna za subverzivne planove male ilegalne ćelije...

...opreza nikad dosta

...neprijatelj nikad ne spava :)

 

disobedient's picture

stig'o

metalac iz zenice :))

 


 

coton's picture

ooo, disob

...evo nabismo ti commenta, bruka jedna

...bloger mjeseca :)

...kad znaš potrefit temu :)

 

disobedient's picture

momci,

bili ste dobri,a sad malo razgulite :)

ovo je blog za ninje..

samuraji su druga vrata na desno...

 


 

coton's picture

moš mislit...

...e, oooovo ja zovem Ninjom

...svako onaj ko ovo preživi, zaslužuje da ga počaste kakvom titulom

...vozdra, disob :)

...metalni pozdrav

Cybershaman's picture

to su covjeci

koji zasluzuju da vode BiH.

A ne ona bagra dembelanska debelguza.

Sta bih ja njima radio, pa to je ilegalno.

Cybershaman's picture

ovo sa macijim ocima

je sjajno.

Znaci samo nositi macku u dzepu i nema brige...

Cybershaman's picture

a imao sam jako slican mac

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kao ovaj na slici. Kupio ga od novostecenih prijatelja u Kolumbiji (svijet je mali i globalizovan jebga), ali na polasku odlucim da ga poklonim mom samanu, jer kaki je to saman, bez mocnog maca...

 

 

Cybershaman's picture

ma ninje su strava...

nego disob, sta mislis o ovim nasim bosanskim ninjama :)

Ja se prepadnem svaki put kad ih vidim. Po mojoj rodnoj carsiji ih bas i nema, tj. nisam primjeciv'o, ali kad se spustim do nase prijestolnicke maksuz kasabe, svako malo sretnem po nekog ninju :)))

 

nsm's picture

Ja se prepadnem svaki put

Ja se prepadnem svaki put kad ih vidim

Ne bih se ja od ove prep'o....

 

disobedient's picture

a ninje?      

a ninje?